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11 Funny Texts to Send to Your Fiancé

Texting is such a great way to stay connected while being apart form your fiancé and adding some humor will bring an even bigger smile to their face when they read your text!

Here are 11 funny texts to send when they need a little pick me up, or if you’re looking to be cheesy and a little flirtatious:

  1. So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout? 😏
  2. I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.
  3. I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox. (Insert cute emoji)
  4. For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds I’ve missed you.
  5. I love you more than pizza… and I really, really love pizza. 🍕
  6. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  7. If you were a vegetable, you know what you’d be? A cute-cumber.
  8. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? 😜
  9. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
  10. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  11. I’m not going to lie, we go together like Nutella and a spoon. I’m the Nutella. 😉